I stumbled across this site and had a laugh (it's that or cry). Here are some of the laws from Florida that are apparently still on the books:
823.01 Nuisances; penalty.
All nuisances that tend to annoy the community, injure the health of the citizens in general, or corrupt the public morals are misdemeanors of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.083, except that a violation of s. 823.10 is a felony of the third degree.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
They just took away all of my night-on-the-town ideas.
I am going to add The Darwin Awards site to the sidebar. If you are having one of those days, this site can put a smile on your face and make you feel extremely intelligent.
We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...
ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.
Of necessity, this award is generally bestowed posthumously.
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